The timbre of a bell in a fire alarm is equal to or more than the sound of the firefighters' arrival. I learned this this morning, at 2:49. I had some friends over and we were just winding down when a persistent ring rang through the apartment like a banshee in your head. I walked out, confused, wondering whether it were a prank. But the smell of something burning told me it was something creeping up. My neighbor he told me to call 911 and I got on the phone and called and beat on doors and walked down the building trying to get people awake and some did and told them to get out of the building and stay low and told the lady the address and told her there was a fire between the second and third floors and while I was knockin on doors almost walked into this apartment on the floor I will not identify. It was a couple who had burned some food real bad.
And I was like, It smells like smoke in here. Is it coming from here? I said. And they were like, yeah we burned some food, and I said, you burned some food? I said. And they said, yeah, we burned, like, food, like it was nothing. in the meantime, I walk downstairs to get out and the firemen storm in and usher in the first sense of sense in the night, telling them, it was burned food, and telled them where.
I lingered long enough to watch them disable the fire alarm and fiddle with the hallway emergency switch before I thanked them and went up and rejoined my party, who had by then, as you would imagine, were thoroughly spooked out by this strict confluence of events.
When the firemen arrive, I tell you, and you are still alive so that you can see them walking in all calm and shit, you are saved. That is the time to give praise. The whole event was so surreal though. Like, as I would use to like to call it, a Reader's Digest Drama in Real Life story.
Big fan of Reader's Digest, by the way. If you have kids, let them read that. It's got comedy, articles, pictures, and Drama in Real Life. Great bathroom reading.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Thursday, November 22, 2007
What is Blogged and Written and Read all over?
So I was going over my friend's blog on interesting things about China. One of the
more interesting ones in this specific entry were the mis-signed announcements all around that one would need tae bo like stretches of the imagination.
To be fair, one must understand that the difference between Chinese and English languages is huge. Most of the western world uses letters that represent phonemes. The letters construct our words into primarily sounds and, secondly, textual signs (one must sound out a word to begin the association between the letters c-a-t and the clawed feline).
For the Chinese (apparently) it's a combination of pictures (like the hieroglyphs of Egypt) and phonetic complexes that consist of semantic elements that indicate meaning and phonetic elements that "arguably once indicated pronunciation."
That said, for a Chinese sign-maker to even begin to translate "Floor is slippery when wet" from Chinese to Engrish, he would probably have actually lose his footing on some slick pavement, knock himself upside on the head, and then write down the first English words that bounce around in his brain. Hence, this sign.
This phenomenon of mis-signing isn't endemic to China. My travels to Egypt were sandwiched between two trips to London, England. The brits themselves have a peculiar manner of expression that positively delights the lexophile in me in their expert use of the language in the observance of brevity and economy, and possibly, a shortage of sign-effective paint.
To wit
Reads: This building is alarmed. Could it have been too much trouble to say instead, This building is equipped with an alarm system. Or perhaps, This building has several klaxons waiting for their heroic moment.
From now on, I guess, it's okay to call homosexuals telephones. (n.p.i.)
more interesting ones in this specific entry were the mis-signed announcements all around that one would need tae bo like stretches of the imagination.
To be fair, one must understand that the difference between Chinese and English languages is huge. Most of the western world uses letters that represent phonemes. The letters construct our words into primarily sounds and, secondly, textual signs (one must sound out a word to begin the association between the letters c-a-t and the clawed feline).
For the Chinese (apparently) it's a combination of pictures (like the hieroglyphs of Egypt) and phonetic complexes that consist of semantic elements that indicate meaning and phonetic elements that "arguably once indicated pronunciation."
That said, for a Chinese sign-maker to even begin to translate "Floor is slippery when wet" from Chinese to Engrish, he would probably have actually lose his footing on some slick pavement, knock himself upside on the head, and then write down the first English words that bounce around in his brain. Hence, this sign.
This phenomenon of mis-signing isn't endemic to China. My travels to Egypt were sandwiched between two trips to London, England. The brits themselves have a peculiar manner of expression that positively delights the lexophile in me in their expert use of the language in the observance of brevity and economy, and possibly, a shortage of sign-effective paint.
To wit
Reads: This building is alarmed. Could it have been too much trouble to say instead, This building is equipped with an alarm system. Or perhaps, This building has several klaxons waiting for their heroic moment.
From now on, I guess, it's okay to call homosexuals telephones. (n.p.i.)
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Is it too late for a foreword?
Clicking over the photo will bring you to my flikr.com photocollection
Hey, everybody. I don't mean to mislead anyone. I am not in Egypt or England or anywhere else except in the heart depository, San Francisco. I have been back for more than 2 months, I think, and it's time to start updating this blog. I've had a lot of time to think about the things that I discovered about myself and the moments abroad that caused the catalysis in my life.
It's hard to write beyond the actual events that happened to me over there without it getting laborious, extremely personal, and probably dangerous for the government. (That is, the government of my soul, of which I am president for life, parole officer, and animal waste manager.) But I will endeavor to make a soulful account of the happenings in my life. I want to make it more interesting than a simple slideshow of the things that I saw, ate, and confronted with the five senses God gave me.
The vacation, I feel after all, is but a mirror of the journeys that we make on our own and in our souls. The stories are identical—tales of loneliness, happiness, sharing, caution, a taste for danger—what we do with our lives on the outside is merely our expression of our innermost desires and quests.
The experiences are parallel, for what happens to us out there and in the physical have an impact on our psyche, our souls, and the banks of our tales and wisdom processed and still to be mulled.
The person that actually goes on the journey on the outside is differentiated from the pilgrim who is moving through the less visceral aspects of life only on the level of censorship that we ourselves institute using the our physical bodies as barriers and masks to obscure full expression. Sometimes however, we censure even within, and no acreage ever gets covered substantially.
That said, it's time to start writing about what REALLY happened; to give meaning to a series of events that stretch not only from August 10th to September 11th (which are the dates of my departure and arrival on this particular vacation) but to life in general, using photos from the vacation as a seed that germinates and flowers with memories and insights into my life.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Coptic Cairo
Cairo is broken up into several parts, just like any city, really. Like here, in San Francisco, there is the Tenderloin, where I and a couple of crack addicts lihispanicsve. There's North Beach, which is the Italian quarter, and there are other ghettos like the Russian/Chinese ghetto (Richmond, not to be confused with Chinatown), there's the college student ghetto, there's the white yuppie ghetto, and then there's the Mission, where the latinos stay and tolerate the encroachment of their territory.
Back to Egypt. Coptic Cairo was one of the first places I visited. After having arrived at my Hostel, the Lialy at 4 in the morning and woke up at 9, raring to go, I got my ISIC card. This saved me tons of money since it gives students (and teachers) discounts--up to 50% in the sites like pyramids.
I walked a lot that morning, choosing to take in polluted, congested, and cloudless Cairo by foot. I walked about 5 large blocks until I gave up, had really no idea where I was going, and jumped into a cab. The cab drivers in Egypt are a crazy sort. You can't really tell in the following video, because I probably got into the most sober driver in all of Egypt, but they are phanatical about using their tooters!
There was one time when I was in miserable Dahab at around 4 in the morning looking for a hostel that I could afford, when our cab was on this long stretch of empty highway (which pretty much sums up Dahab) and the guy could not stop honking his horn. No joke. Not a soul in sight, not a car crossing our path, not a sheep or goat to make the constant petting of his tooter justified. And! here's the kicker. Nobody uses headlights there. Ask anyone. Sure, maybe when there's a truck or bus bigger than theirs, they will put on their headlights. But once they have passed each other, they go back off. Don't ask me. I was just a stranger there who could not speak Arabic enough to say ”Watch the F*%$ out!”
So after getting my ID card, I crossed a little foot bridge that went over the Nile and after having lunch on one of those floating restaurants that you see below, I walked over to Coptic Cairo. Not before, however, getting mildly lost (a novelty for me still, at that time) and wandering into the poorer quarters of Egypt with dusty streets, mangy dogs, people conducting domestic business in the open air. I think I saw a goat wandering around, too.
I didn't take any photos, sorry, but I don't really like calling attention to myself by calling attention to people as if they were some sort of attraction. Suffice it to say, though, that they were kids just as any kids should be—playing in the streets and running around in flip flops, some barefoot, wearing their white kaftans (is that what they're called?).
I didn't need to break out my camera, however, to be singled out and gawked at. But still, I would just the same avoid stopping to look at people and take pictures of them going about their business as if to say that in my world, I did the same thing but not in such squalid conditions.
Finally, I got to Coptic Cairo at about noon, which is wonderful on your first day in a country that is so dry that even though it’s 101°F, you’re not sweating as much as you logically should. You do learn to walk a little slower and appreciate a whisper of wind against the back of your neck.
But the area was nice with some shady trees by the roadside. It was really just a couple of streets with historic churches, mosques, and Jewish temples lined up one after another. Some of them, at least the Church of St George, boasts being the oldest Church in Egypt.
I didn't get as educated as I should have. There were guided tours of other churches, which I declined, but I was just content to look around and marvel at the architecture and the interior. The photos you see above are of St George. Notice the relief of the Saint slaying the dragon. In one part of the church, there were artifacts that showcased the methods of torture employed by the Christians during the inquisition or their campaigns into Africa. Quite gruesome.
Above is the interior, which is quite beautiful, with terribly high ceilings and great stained glass windows that were amazing against the rich dark wood of the church. There was no tour of this place, and apparently, it’s a church rarely used, since it’s so old.
Back to Egypt. Coptic Cairo was one of the first places I visited. After having arrived at my Hostel, the Lialy at 4 in the morning and woke up at 9, raring to go, I got my ISIC card. This saved me tons of money since it gives students (and teachers) discounts--up to 50% in the sites like pyramids.
I walked a lot that morning, choosing to take in polluted, congested, and cloudless Cairo by foot. I walked about 5 large blocks until I gave up, had really no idea where I was going, and jumped into a cab. The cab drivers in Egypt are a crazy sort. You can't really tell in the following video, because I probably got into the most sober driver in all of Egypt, but they are phanatical about using their tooters!
There was one time when I was in miserable Dahab at around 4 in the morning looking for a hostel that I could afford, when our cab was on this long stretch of empty highway (which pretty much sums up Dahab) and the guy could not stop honking his horn. No joke. Not a soul in sight, not a car crossing our path, not a sheep or goat to make the constant petting of his tooter justified. And! here's the kicker. Nobody uses headlights there. Ask anyone. Sure, maybe when there's a truck or bus bigger than theirs, they will put on their headlights. But once they have passed each other, they go back off. Don't ask me. I was just a stranger there who could not speak Arabic enough to say ”Watch the F*%$ out!”
So after getting my ID card, I crossed a little foot bridge that went over the Nile and after having lunch on one of those floating restaurants that you see below, I walked over to Coptic Cairo. Not before, however, getting mildly lost (a novelty for me still, at that time) and wandering into the poorer quarters of Egypt with dusty streets, mangy dogs, people conducting domestic business in the open air. I think I saw a goat wandering around, too.
I didn't take any photos, sorry, but I don't really like calling attention to myself by calling attention to people as if they were some sort of attraction. Suffice it to say, though, that they were kids just as any kids should be—playing in the streets and running around in flip flops, some barefoot, wearing their white kaftans (is that what they're called?).
I didn't need to break out my camera, however, to be singled out and gawked at. But still, I would just the same avoid stopping to look at people and take pictures of them going about their business as if to say that in my world, I did the same thing but not in such squalid conditions.
Finally, I got to Coptic Cairo at about noon, which is wonderful on your first day in a country that is so dry that even though it’s 101°F, you’re not sweating as much as you logically should. You do learn to walk a little slower and appreciate a whisper of wind against the back of your neck.
But the area was nice with some shady trees by the roadside. It was really just a couple of streets with historic churches, mosques, and Jewish temples lined up one after another. Some of them, at least the Church of St George, boasts being the oldest Church in Egypt.
I didn't get as educated as I should have. There were guided tours of other churches, which I declined, but I was just content to look around and marvel at the architecture and the interior. The photos you see above are of St George. Notice the relief of the Saint slaying the dragon. In one part of the church, there were artifacts that showcased the methods of torture employed by the Christians during the inquisition or their campaigns into Africa. Quite gruesome.
Above is the interior, which is quite beautiful, with terribly high ceilings and great stained glass windows that were amazing against the rich dark wood of the church. There was no tour of this place, and apparently, it’s a church rarely used, since it’s so old.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
I just remembered a food story:
When I was walking back from that wonderful mosque, Ibn Tulun, I thought to buy some mangoes for the trip from Cairo down to Aswan to see Abu Simbel (Ramses III's tomb), the Egypt dam (and effectively, Lake Nasser, which you are invariably roped into). I was about to go on the sleeper train trip with my new friends sort of Charlie and Sophie, whom I met when I was at the Ramses Train Station in Cairo. I was able to convince them to share a cab with me as we went and saw the pyramids at Giza, Saqqara, and the other place that I can't remember right now and am too lazy to read up on right now. (Just checked: Dahshur).
They agreed to come with me and we got into the taxi that I hired for the day to the tune of 100 EP. We talked all the way to Giza and learned a bit about each other. They were from England. One of them was a school teacher and the other I think WAS a school teacher or somefing like that. (Fey do pronounce feir "th"s as "f"s to my annoyance). When we got to the pyramids, I made to give the driver some money for food and drink—as we would in the Philippines, give our chauffer some lunch or merienda money. But he started demanding the whole fare for less than 1/3 the trip.
So we paid him 30 instead and dismissed him, shaking the dust from our slippers. Which was quite useless, since there was dust and sand everywhere. But we were able to get a new cab, thanks to Adam, a bedouin who quite aggressively latched on to Sophie (the second sidelong photo up above), inviting her to his village, talking woefully about his wife who mistreated him and whom he divorced.
So we got Iman, who is the man on the right in the group shot in front of the pyramid (that's Red Pyramid to you). At first, I didn't trust him. Actually, I was feeling generally distrustful of all Egyptians at that point thanks to our cab driver and to Adam who was being a bit testy. He never asked for money but he was kinda bossy, which is good, I guess when you belong in a developing country being bullied by foreign powers at will.
But as the day wore on, it turned out he was the nicest guy in the world. I think he had never been out to see the pyramids in Saqqara and Dahshur, so whenever we explored and went into the Red Pyramid (hence the tunnel view from the bottom of the shaft, a stupid photo of me with my mouth open as I'm staging a recreation of exiting the dark void, and a nice high res video of being inside the pyramid).
Inside the Red Pyramid
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He was so cool (and we were paying him exorbitant EP) that he bought us a round of really cold coke in can as we had about an hour of travel to go. He was a trooper though. And all the water in the world would be the same to him because he drinks from the tap while we carried our 1.5s of water everywhere we went. (Egyptians have a really interesting public water system. I will have to get back to this someday.)
So as I was buying these mangoes I went up to a stall owner. And, you know how we do it in the Philippines. Pick up the mango, pisil pisil (squeeze squeeze), and put it in the bag or put it back. When he saw me picking up mangoes he came up to me, snatched the one mango about to get pisiled and shooed me away. "No! No!" he said driving me into the street.
I was so puzzled and said in my mind, Ok, Effe you! and even looked to a teenager who was watching and the kid just snickered and shook his head, not really knowing (it seemed) what had happened.
But now that I think of it, having taken all the lessons from that Muslim country, I know exactly why he shooed me away. I was picking up the mangoes with my left hand, and that's a no-no, especially if you don't pick it up to take it.
Haaaay. good memories. I will post again soon. In the midnight good time.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Oh, you mean ”Babes”
I was told as I was leaving for my one-month vacation that I would have ”great vacation romance”. Apparently, this is an essential part in traveling—meeting fellow journeyers, the mixing of hows and whys of their lives up to the moment that it all spills out on the simple tabletops of coffee houses, hostels, and tourist bars so that our souls would mingle and would homogenize into a puddle of shared bodily fluids.
Unfortunately, whomever it was that imagined those vacation trysts for me wasn't aware that the Lonely Planet guide to Egypt strongly cautions single women against traveling alone. So, everywhere one looked there were tourists of all colors and sizes and beauty, but with either their parents, boyfriends, girlfriend, and the occasional gaggle of older women that reminded me of the cast of The Golden Girls, but on spring break.
Fortunately for me, I was too much in love with Egypt and the complexity of her people to feel sorry for myself for not having brought my own girl companion.
For starters, the local girls were gorgeous. The scarves around their heads give them all this air of innocence and sweetness. The smoothness and flatness surrounding their forehead and cheeks highlighted the contours of their features and the darkness of their eyes. Compared to the European and Eastern Bloc girls who wore cute, skimpy shorts and tank tops, it was so much easier to fall in love with the home team.
Not as if I was magically attracted to and chatting up the local ladies, either. To be honest, the only Egyptian females I spoke to over there was this girl selling cokes and cigarettes at the bus station, and only because her mom and younger sister (?) were there. It was too scary to talk to the local girls on the street because you never know who is lurking about keeping an eye on their ”sisters” and making sure no George Bush loving aggressor would defile their virtuous women.
But back to the only Egyptian girls I spoke to. There was no one else in the bus terminal except for three male passengers waiting as well and there was about an hour before the bus from Luxor to Hurghada arrived. I tried to buy a coke from the girl with a 20 £E bill that had a hole in it, taped over, and she looked through the hole at me and told me that no one would accept the bill from her in that condition. I gave the defective bill back to the station master (who had given it to me as change, anyway), and I went back over there to hang out and chat.
She was quite pretty, very dark, very native. She mentioned almost immediately that she had a husband and I said that that was great and that I was very happy for the both of them. I'm not sure if I understood her, though, as she struggled with her English as she asked me if I were a husband and proceeded to say that she was looking for a husband as well.
I hovered around their makeshift stall long enough for her and her mother to teach me some words like ga-zee-lan (very much) and book-rah (tomorrow) and another word for day after tomorrow that I can't remember. Her mom also was able to ask me what it was that I did for a living. She pointed to herself and her wares and said ’market’ and pointed to me in question.
I'll tell you, having to describe ’I am in advertising’ to a non-English speaker put what I did in perspective. I pointed at the Coca Cola and Pepsi logos, picked up packets of chips and wafer biscuits from her box of wares and thrusted them in their faces trying to get them to buy it. I think it became more clear when I mentioned television and pretended that I was a commercial complete with Price is Right Lady hand gestures and with an announcer's voice extolling the jolly virtues of Alybaba Biscuits.
Eventually, I had to go. The bus arrived earlier than expected and I was on the way to Hurghada, a horrible, horrible beach resort location that I would never want to revisit ever again.
It was in Hurghada, however, where I met a very pretty and very nice Russian girl named Ana, who spoke, aside from Russian, English, German, and some French. Really modest young lady who painted in watercolor as a hobby, was studying linguistics in her academy, and who introduced me to the Japanese proverb, ”He who travels alone travels fastest.”
Ironically, she was in one of those large tour groups that descended upon Egypt's historical sites and monuments en masse. (Apparently, she had a grant to study her languages abroad, but paperwork stalled her initial plans, and came to Egypt instead on an offhand recommendation by her travel agent. Sound familiar?)
The Russians on vacation based themselves in the resort town, Hurghada, and would take day-short excursions to Cairo (no doubt whizzed from the pyramids at Giza to Coptic Cairo to Islamic Cairo for the evening market), Luxor (Valley of the Kings, the temple of Hapshepsut and Medinat Habu, Temple of Ramses III), and all the places in between. Really a cheap, piecemeal way to see Egypt. Of course, considering these were people from probably the hardest countries in the world in which to live, with an economy bedraggled in the dirt of globalization, corruption and exploding inflation before, during and after the cold war, it was understandable that they would be find the idea of sitting in the sun (albeit without sand) and swimming in 80° water half of the time a dream vacation.
But I was only to be in Hurghada a day, as I was leaving for Dahab the next morning, and therefore, under no inclination to ”get to know her more”.
After all, I have this unfair stigma attached to my long hair, daring pirate looks, and aggressive behavior that makes women think that when I talk to them, all I want to do is have intimate relations. They think that all men who chat them up were just looking to get laid, and every exchange I had with a woman had the pall of suspicion that any moment hence, I would pop the question, ask whom she was with, did she have roommates, and whether her room was air-conditioned or not. In any case, my England-Egypt-England trip was blessed by the powers of traveling alone without commitment nor fear or insecurity.
It's a wonderful feeling, really, getting to meet all of these souls and learning a thing or two at a time for free, without feeling guilty for walking away and not leaving any part of my soul behind.
Unfortunately, whomever it was that imagined those vacation trysts for me wasn't aware that the Lonely Planet guide to Egypt strongly cautions single women against traveling alone. So, everywhere one looked there were tourists of all colors and sizes and beauty, but with either their parents, boyfriends, girlfriend, and the occasional gaggle of older women that reminded me of the cast of The Golden Girls, but on spring break.
Fortunately for me, I was too much in love with Egypt and the complexity of her people to feel sorry for myself for not having brought my own girl companion.
For starters, the local girls were gorgeous. The scarves around their heads give them all this air of innocence and sweetness. The smoothness and flatness surrounding their forehead and cheeks highlighted the contours of their features and the darkness of their eyes. Compared to the European and Eastern Bloc girls who wore cute, skimpy shorts and tank tops, it was so much easier to fall in love with the home team.
Not as if I was magically attracted to and chatting up the local ladies, either. To be honest, the only Egyptian females I spoke to over there was this girl selling cokes and cigarettes at the bus station, and only because her mom and younger sister (?) were there. It was too scary to talk to the local girls on the street because you never know who is lurking about keeping an eye on their ”sisters” and making sure no George Bush loving aggressor would defile their virtuous women.
But back to the only Egyptian girls I spoke to. There was no one else in the bus terminal except for three male passengers waiting as well and there was about an hour before the bus from Luxor to Hurghada arrived. I tried to buy a coke from the girl with a 20 £E bill that had a hole in it, taped over, and she looked through the hole at me and told me that no one would accept the bill from her in that condition. I gave the defective bill back to the station master (who had given it to me as change, anyway), and I went back over there to hang out and chat.
She was quite pretty, very dark, very native. She mentioned almost immediately that she had a husband and I said that that was great and that I was very happy for the both of them. I'm not sure if I understood her, though, as she struggled with her English as she asked me if I were a husband and proceeded to say that she was looking for a husband as well.
I hovered around their makeshift stall long enough for her and her mother to teach me some words like ga-zee-lan (very much) and book-rah (tomorrow) and another word for day after tomorrow that I can't remember. Her mom also was able to ask me what it was that I did for a living. She pointed to herself and her wares and said ’market’ and pointed to me in question.
I'll tell you, having to describe ’I am in advertising’ to a non-English speaker put what I did in perspective. I pointed at the Coca Cola and Pepsi logos, picked up packets of chips and wafer biscuits from her box of wares and thrusted them in their faces trying to get them to buy it. I think it became more clear when I mentioned television and pretended that I was a commercial complete with Price is Right Lady hand gestures and with an announcer's voice extolling the jolly virtues of Alybaba Biscuits.
Eventually, I had to go. The bus arrived earlier than expected and I was on the way to Hurghada, a horrible, horrible beach resort location that I would never want to revisit ever again.
It was in Hurghada, however, where I met a very pretty and very nice Russian girl named Ana, who spoke, aside from Russian, English, German, and some French. Really modest young lady who painted in watercolor as a hobby, was studying linguistics in her academy, and who introduced me to the Japanese proverb, ”He who travels alone travels fastest.”
Ironically, she was in one of those large tour groups that descended upon Egypt's historical sites and monuments en masse. (Apparently, she had a grant to study her languages abroad, but paperwork stalled her initial plans, and came to Egypt instead on an offhand recommendation by her travel agent. Sound familiar?)
The Russians on vacation based themselves in the resort town, Hurghada, and would take day-short excursions to Cairo (no doubt whizzed from the pyramids at Giza to Coptic Cairo to Islamic Cairo for the evening market), Luxor (Valley of the Kings, the temple of Hapshepsut and Medinat Habu, Temple of Ramses III), and all the places in between. Really a cheap, piecemeal way to see Egypt. Of course, considering these were people from probably the hardest countries in the world in which to live, with an economy bedraggled in the dirt of globalization, corruption and exploding inflation before, during and after the cold war, it was understandable that they would be find the idea of sitting in the sun (albeit without sand) and swimming in 80° water half of the time a dream vacation.
But I was only to be in Hurghada a day, as I was leaving for Dahab the next morning, and therefore, under no inclination to ”get to know her more”.
After all, I have this unfair stigma attached to my long hair, daring pirate looks, and aggressive behavior that makes women think that when I talk to them, all I want to do is have intimate relations. They think that all men who chat them up were just looking to get laid, and every exchange I had with a woman had the pall of suspicion that any moment hence, I would pop the question, ask whom she was with, did she have roommates, and whether her room was air-conditioned or not. In any case, my England-Egypt-England trip was blessed by the powers of traveling alone without commitment nor fear or insecurity.
It's a wonderful feeling, really, getting to meet all of these souls and learning a thing or two at a time for free, without feeling guilty for walking away and not leaving any part of my soul behind.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
I'd poke for pork
The first new thing that I think of when I recall my "aventures gastronomie" is my last two days spent in Egypt. It was in Dahab, a very chilled out diver's paradise where the shopkeepers ignored the passing tourists—such a change from being pulled into one shop to another with everyone calling you friend and getting "best price" all the time.
The only times you got hassled to check out wares was passing by the many waterside restaurants (none of which stood out by the way, except with varying elements in the decor and music, which ranged chill out to reggae. Well, what did I expect from Dahab?). People in the restaurant business aren't any more chilled out either. One can and will get harassed
equally by these plate pushers.
When I first arrived, however, there were a couple of restaurants that had the folding signboards out in front working to their advantage. With advertisements for bacon and ham, I thought that I had indeed arrived at my paradise, my personal mecca. I could hardly wait for morning, when I could finally wake up and smell the pig fat a'sizzling on my plate.
At the bar that night, I met a lady who had been living there for 5 years hence, who cautioned me on the pervading adherence Dahabians had for the Laws of Islam. She told me that real friends came bearing gifts of solid chunks of pork in their suitcases, and that I would be disappointed when I sat down to breakfast.
Indeed, breakfast time rolled around, and I, hoping against hope that the restaurant that I chose was the rebellious, avant garde, risque establishment du swine, ordered an omelette.
Sigh. It was the longest 2 weeks of my life.
The only times you got hassled to check out wares was passing by the many waterside restaurants (none of which stood out by the way, except with varying elements in the decor and music, which ranged chill out to reggae. Well, what did I expect from Dahab?). People in the restaurant business aren't any more chilled out either. One can and will get harassed
equally by these plate pushers.
When I first arrived, however, there were a couple of restaurants that had the folding signboards out in front working to their advantage. With advertisements for bacon and ham, I thought that I had indeed arrived at my paradise, my personal mecca. I could hardly wait for morning, when I could finally wake up and smell the pig fat a'sizzling on my plate.
At the bar that night, I met a lady who had been living there for 5 years hence, who cautioned me on the pervading adherence Dahabians had for the Laws of Islam. She told me that real friends came bearing gifts of solid chunks of pork in their suitcases, and that I would be disappointed when I sat down to breakfast.
Indeed, breakfast time rolled around, and I, hoping against hope that the restaurant that I chose was the rebellious, avant garde, risque establishment du swine, ordered an omelette.
Sigh. It was the longest 2 weeks of my life.
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